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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:47

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
YouTube is hiding an excellent, official high-speed Pac-Man mod in plain sight - Ars Technica
Then came..
Still no good.
Still no good
U.C. Berkeley's Tiny Pogo Robot has a Unique Locomotion Style - Core77
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Buffalo Trace Adds Eagle Rare 12 To Its Permanent Lineup Of Age-Stated Bourbons - Forbes
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
What are the cities in England, UK that have trams?
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
AI Finally Cracks Decades-Long Mars Mystery That Has Baffled Scientists - The Daily Galaxy
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Ready or Not adjusts in-game violence and nudity on PC to secure PS5 and Xbox release - Eurogamer
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Resilience may protect against psychopathic traits in people with childhood trauma - PsyPost
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
An Optometrist Is Begging People To Stop This Common Habit ASAP - AOL.com
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
What do you do you do if your motorcycle chain snaps while riding on the highway?
Everyone loved it.
No way
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...