What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

YouTube is hiding an excellent, official high-speed Pac-Man mod in plain sight - Ars Technica

Then came..

Still no good.

Still no good

U.C. Berkeley's Tiny Pogo Robot has a Unique Locomotion Style - Core77

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Buffalo Trace Adds Eagle Rare 12 To Its Permanent Lineup Of Age-Stated Bourbons - Forbes

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

What are the cities in England, UK that have trams?

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So, the docs changed it to read

AI Finally Cracks Decades-Long Mars Mystery That Has Baffled Scientists - The Daily Galaxy

Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Supernovas may have triggered life-threatening changes in ancient Earth's climate. Scientists say it could happen again - Space

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

Ready or Not adjusts in-game violence and nudity on PC to secure PS5 and Xbox release - Eurogamer

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Resilience may protect against psychopathic traits in people with childhood trauma - PsyPost

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

An Optometrist Is Begging People To Stop This Common Habit ASAP - AOL.com

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

What do you do you do if your motorcycle chain snaps while riding on the highway?

Everyone loved it.

No way

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...